I burnt about 10 filing cabinets full of papers for my high school friends dad for less than minimum wage back in 2004 . Literally millions of lines of words, maybe even a million pages or close just tossing them into a barrel burning.
After a few hours , I victoriously tossed in the last folder, a little sprite of flame shoots out and a singed fortune cookie looking piece of paper floats to the ground in front of me with the words only
‘What burns does not return’
I still don’t know wtf. The probability just is astronomical